I haven’t been “like a Virgin” since around the time that Madonna song was first released. My husband is well aware of the fact and loves me despite any previous indiscretions I may have had. That is why I am so grateful that one of my favorite bloggers, Nicole Antoinette, pointed me in the direction of a “Vaginal Rejuvenation Spray” entitled “Instant Virgin.”
According to the manufacturers there is “No need for dangerous and expensive cosmetic surgery, because now you can easily rejuvenate and tighten your vagina, with Instant Virgin.” Thank goodness! Boy, am I relieved to find a product that will prevent my vagina from “further aging” as that has been my primary concern for decades.
Since I have officially entered my middle-aged years, I doubt that I am the intended market for this product. However, my experience has led me to create this scenario of the closeted vaginal rejuvenation spray user: A girl who is barely legal drinking age, trying to make up for a failed one night stand after too-many woo-woo shots. After the regret sets, in she purges her system of any remaining alcohol, takes a long, hot shower (about two hours long) and scrubs aggressively. The final step for undoing last night’s sins, a spray to the groin and a prayer to her maker. Oh if only I had this product during my college days, the morning after would have been a most delightful experience!
The fact remains that “…Most men prefer a tight vagina.” Well, for sexual novices out there, that is what Kegel Exercises are for and at the end of the day, your man will be more than grateful for any vaginal action he may get. Regardless of your virginal status or not!
