While most of us are concerned about whether or not certain outfits make us look fat, there is a new product on the market that will make you ponder whether or not your vagina is pink enough. Yes, you read that correctly, a product called “My New Pink Button” promises to restore a healthy, pink glow to one’s most intimate of areas.
Since anal bleaching can be enjoyed by both genders, I find it comforting to know that there is a product made especially for my vaginal needs. It was just yesterday when I was studying my cootch and pondering what happened to the vibrant color of my youth, not.
The worst part about this (aside from being a silly product catering to the painfully insecure or those involved in the porno industry) is that according to one blogger, it does not even work. For those harboring morbid curiosity about the product, there is no need to spread ‘em as one ballsy (for lack of a better word) gal and blogger from Iasshole.org did the necessary dirty work. Not only did the product cause burning according to the brave soul “Rinse it off I did, and did I notice a difference? I did not. I will confess to you I took before and after pictures for my own scrutiny. Well hello there my vulva. Long time, no see. Sorry about the burning sensation.”
Frankly, I have never considered the hue of my vulva, and neither have any of my gentlemen callers (including my husband). At the end of the day, the boys were just happy to be granted access to my nether-regions and be invited to visit for a while. If you are truly considering this type of cosmetic treatment, just don’t do it. Not only will you save $30, your crotch won’t burn and if you can just switch the light bulb in your lamp for the same effect.
